Dear children, draw near. You are about to have some sweet, sweet vintage flowers to download for your crafts. Wake the kids and phone the neighbors. I am in no way in touch with my floral side. I like to see them. I like to smell them. I like to maniacly laugh at anyone who […]
10 Yummy Vintage Images of Women
Sometimes vintage images of women are completely freaky, and I love them. Today, because you haven’t filled out my online quiz before beginning to read, I can’t say with any authority how weird you are. That’s why you’ll be getting normal stuff today. Next time, be sure to complete the paperwork and mail it in […]
Vintage Ephemera of Men You’ll Absolutely Love
My hobby, one of my hobbies, okay my only hobby – is collecting vintage ephemera. I use it in my art, and when I say art, I mean Sher-art which is not at all art. Today, I’m going to share some of the yummy vintage ephemera of men that are cluttering up my iCloud cloud. […]
What Does It Feel Like to Have Gastroparesis?
Imma tell you all about it. But first I have to puke.
Her Name Was Sybil
She made the worst grilled cheese sandwiches in the world. She put mayonnaise on them and the cheese only ever got hot enough to piss it off, but never hot enough to melt it.